Oh, Sweatbox! It’s not just your typical London sauna, it's like the Disneyland of gay saunas, only sweatier and with fewer children. They've got everything your gym-fearing heart might desire: a workout area for those who actually use it, countless free cabins to... relax in, a jacuzzi that can fit all your new best friends, and a steam maze that’s easier to get lost in than your ex's Instagram.

They throw parties regularly, so it's practically a cultural hub—definitely worth a visit if you can find your towel. And let’s talk deals: Mondays and Thursdays are like a youth fair with free entry for the under 25s. Feeling ancient or just over 25? It’s £24 for a day-long escape or £29 to extend your visit to 48 hours, because why not turn your sauna time into a mini-vacay?

Tucked away in the ever-subtle Soho, Sweatbox is perfectly positioned for those moments when you can't decide if your night is ending or just getting a second wind. Really, it's so convenient you might just trip over your own feet and land inside. Go on, drop in—it's practically a cultural milestone. Who needs historical landmarks when you can have a steamy soirée?